I’m Delaware, A Badass Motherfucker
Suck on that.
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2 min readMay 25, 2021
I’m Delaware. You might know me as the small awkward girl with glasses in every ’80s movie — the one that gets a one-minute makeover in the bathroom by removing her glasses and ponytail scrunchie, swooping her head down, then up, to reveal she’s actually hot as hell.
That’s right: Joe Biden’s presidency turned me into that girl.